So yesterday when I got home, I saw that there was a box on the front porch. I thought maybe it was my shoe order from Target.
It was not.
It was a box with the words "Magic Circle" on the side in big letters, addressed to Mr. Sasha.
And the return address was from Stamina Products.
You can see where my mind went.
I was thinking, now, this isn't very discreet packaging. And also, if Mr. Sasha did order such products, should I be concerned that I didn't know about said product order?
Turns out it was a new electrical panel for his broken elliptical. Nutty packaging and store name, but I suppose no one ask me.