Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Seems like

The Politician (while pushing on my thigh): Momma, it seems like your leg is a little squishy......

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4 comments:

Jill said...

I'll bet Kelly Ripa's son never says that!! ha ha

My daughter informed me that my boobs are low. Thanks sweetie.

Tina said...

M has taken to informing me that if I lost weight, I could eat anything I wanted. Bless her heart (as I choke the life out of her).

hello darling (formerly hello sunshine!) said...

Ack! So not only do I have to worry about everyone in the world judging my body, but my future children, too?! Good thing I signed them away last night when we signed our apartment lease...

Kate said...

Sorry but thats some funny shiz....my son has been raised solely by me so he has learned from a young age the important things to say:
1. No, you don't need to lose weight
2. No, your clothes aren't too tight
3. You're way prettier than the other moms

**Sigh** his future wife will thank me one day

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