Monday, September 15, 2008
Makeup Primers
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Happy Birthday Mr. Sasha

I'm Not Sure What To Do With This
The Politician was very sweet helping us when we forgot H had left for an appointment and were looking for her. He was the only child to try to help. Very sweet.
I think I'm supposed to get all warm-hearted and proud to find out my son is such a helper to his new teachers, but all I can think about is that they lost a child.
Also, what if The Politician is the one missing? Sounds like there won't be anyone to help look for him, if he's the only one concerned about the whereabouts of his classmates.
Not sure I am feeling very warm-hearted and proud......
Friday, September 12, 2008
New Sephora Feature - Reviews!
I am super excited that Sephora is now going to have product reviews on their site! I'm always toggling back and forth between Sephora and Makeup Alley, so this will really be nice!Hopefully this weekend I'll have some time to submit some reviews because there is a sweepstakes for a $500 Sephora gift card! How much fun would that be?
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Two Little Bluebirds

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Bloggy Hint #7 - Comment Page
Lipstick, I have no clue. But here's my setting on the comments tab. See if this helps! My guess is it's the third set of options- Comment Form Placement. Try switching to "Full Page" and see if that fixes it. Let me know!

Bloggy Hint #6 - Making a Picture a Link
Thanks Rae! How sweet are you?
Linking from picture is pretty much the same as linking from a word or group of words.
In compose mode, just click on your picture, and you'll see some little boxes around your pic. Then click on the link button and paste your link!
Hope that helps! Smooches!

Update on WC's Hemangioma Revision Surgery
And since she ended up with a staph infection in her chicken pox, we were told we had to wait at least 1 month after she was declared infection-free.
So I called on August 22 to let them know she was released from the pediatrician, and was hoping they could rescheduled us soon.....
October 30.
Damn that's far away! But we are on their cancellation list and hopefully they'll have a spot for us earlier.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Bloggy Hint # 5 - How to Change "Posted By"
To change this on your blog to something unique to you:
From your dashboard, go to the Layout tab.
Then go to the Page Elements tab.
In the box that says "Blog Posts" click the edit button and all kinds of options pop up.
Change away!
Repost: Sasha's Fabulous Nail Routine
Now, you and I both know that I don't have a lot of free time. But I've found that if I follow this routine, I can paint them at 8 pm, go to sleep at 10, and not have any sheet marks at all. Plus, my mani will last 4-5 days with no chips- I usually just have to repaint because of new growth.
So without further ado, my nail routine:
1. Sally Hanson Instant Cuticle Remover. I apply this all around my nails, wait a bit (you can wait longer that it says), then use the thumbnail of my opposite hand to push back/scrape the cuticles. I typically do this twice.
2. Wash your hands and dry them well.
3. Orly Bonder. This is fab- takes any oily residue off your nails and gives your polish something to stick to. Key to a long-lasting mani.
Game Day!
So I'm taking a break from 100 Pushups. Actually, I barely got started. But I have been SO SORE right now and there was no way I could manage a push up.
Why, you ask?
Because after tailgating on Saturday, while my friend A pulled the wagon, I carried the cute little 5 year old pictured above for at least two miles, asleep. Dead weight. Now, he only weighs 36 pounds or so, but it was brutal.
There's a chance I may find the energy to start back on the pushups today. Stay tuned- I'll let you know!
Monday, September 8, 2008
State of the Union

Currently at work, sneakily painting my nails OPI's Bubble Bath, which was recommended by A Belle and Her Beau.
Because I want to be adorable like her.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Shoes On the Brain
And I do....
Yesterday I ordered these Royal Elastic Flonica shoes from Zappos.com. (Don't forget to go through ebates!!!!!)
Do we like them?
Luckily, with free shipping both ways, it's no big deal if I don't.
But I think they'll be super-cute with the magic pants!
They were out of 6s, but I went ahead and ordered 6.5 since someone said they run a little small. So we shall see... stay tuned!
Edited to add: Well, the 6.5s are too big! And I can't find 6s anywhere except at Athleta and they never have free shipping......
As for my feet, I did get pretty lucky and they didn't change size after I had kids. But I do have strange feet. I wear a 5.5 or 6 in most shoes, but a 5 in crocs and a 6.5 in running shoes (Brooks). Weird, I know!
New Fall TV
In order of premier date:
Tuesday, Sept 2
- 90210 - CW(duh)
Tuesday, Sept 9
- Fringe - Fox (love me some JJ Abrams- genius behind Lost and Alias)
Monday, Sept 22
- Worst Week - CBS (I don't have high hopes for this, but I'll watch 1 epi)
Friday, Oct 3
- The Ex List - CBS (I think the premise is really cute)
Thursday, Oct 9
- Kath and Kim - NBC (I love Molly Shannon AND Selma Blair and this looks absurd along the lines of Arrested Development)
Monday, Oct 13
- My Own Worst Enemy - NBC (Christian Slater!!!)
Remember you can read about all the new shoes on Kristin's blog on E.
What new shows will you be watching?
Thursday, September 4, 2008
I'm Super Cool, So Follow Me!
I love the new "Follow" feature! How fun!
I never figured out the whole outside reader thing. It never worked right for me. In it's defense, I have a very short attention span for things I can't figure out in less than 10 seconds.
But I figured out Blogger's Follow in no time!
So follow me, and I might just get around to following you too!
Edited to add: Ok girlies.... here's what Bloggers says about following:
What is Following?
Do you have a favorite blog and want to let the author and readers know that you are a fan? Well now you can do that and more with the Blogger Following feature! You can even keep track of the blogs you follow via your
on the Blogger dashboard.
How do I become a Follower of a blog?
There are several ways to become a follower of a blog. One of the easiest ways is to visit a blog that has added the Following widget and click on the "Follow this Blog" link under the "Followers" widget.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Jeans!
And you need to have a totally open mind.
And you need to admit, like I have, that low-rise jeans just don't work right for our body type. (having hips and a hiney)
And you need to be willing to shop for jeans somewhere you never thought you'd shop for jeans.
...
...
...
Walmartz. (gasp!)

So if you are shaped like me, you might give these a try!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Deal on Mammoth Crocs
Just ordered these Mammoth Crocs from REI for $5.83 a pair... WC will love them! I'm not a huge fan, but for $5.83..... that's bargain enough for me! Monday, September 1, 2008
Weekend Update
Today, I finally got around to doing Day 1 of One Hundred Pushups. It wasn't so bad- but I imagine I'll be sore tomorrow. I'm really excited about this goal and now that I've finally started, I'm going to keep on track and tell you all about my progress!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Bloggy Hint # 4- Making it Pretty
Well, Belle, (can I call you Belle?), if I can figure out cute, so can you!
First, I had to find a pink template because I'm all about the pink. Now, I just used a blogger template since I didn't know about all those background sites when I was first setting up the blog. So I chose Ms. Moto for all its pinkness.
But I really think it's the header that really gives the blog its "look". I make my headers at Scrapblog. They have lots of super-cute stuff for absolutely free.
After you've made your masterpiece, chose the option under File to export as jpeg. This will save your page as a picture on your computer. Then you'll just upload that on blogger as your header!
Let me know if you have further questions!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Damn 5' 2"
Love the magic pants, but it looks like the fit model was about 6-8 inches taller than me, so off to the tailor I go.
Anyone want my extra material to make a pair of their own? I'm pretty certain there will be enough scrap material off my two pair to make another.....
Three Custom Color Specialists?
Has anyone ordered from Three Custom Color Specialists before? These are the people who re-create discontinued makeup.My HG lippie is Origins Bite Your Lips in Just Bitten Raspberry - I loved it because it was MLBB (My Lips But Better - tm Makeup Alley) and it didn't run into the little lines around my mouth. It was discontinued a number of years ago, but I found it on TCCS yesterday and am thinking about having them make some for me.
Downside- it will be $61.50 for two tubes.
Now I love this lipstick- and I probably do love it $61 worth. (Don't you judge me!)
Why?
It's my perfect color. It puts me in a fabulous mood. It makes me feel beautiful. It makes the guys come running.
Not really. And I'm certainly not beautiful. I may be "cute", but not beautiful. I was voted "Best Looking" senior year of high school, but didn't have a prom date until about a week before. Guys just don't look at me that way. Phone calls I got from guys were always asking questions about other girls...
But with this lipstick, I can rule the world.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Wondering About the Rest of the Returning Fall TV Shows?
Fall TV: Returning Favorites
Tuesday, Aug. 26 (last night!)
- Greek (ABC Family), 9 p.m.
Tuesday, Sept. 16
- Biggest Loser: Families (NBC), 8 p.m. (so inspiring!)
Monday, Sept. 22
- Dancing with the Stars (ABC), 9 p.m. (but who the hell are these "stars"?)
- Dr. 90210 (E!), 10 p.m. (Dr. Rey, how I've missed you!)
- How I Met Your Mother (CBS) 8:30 p.m.
Thursday, Sept. 25
- My Name is Earl (NBC), 8 p.m. (undersmile, tee hee)
- The Office (NBC), 9 p.m.
Sunday, Sept. 28
- Amazing Race (CBS), 8 p.m.
Wednesday, Oct. 1
- Dirty Sexy Money (ABC), 10 p.m.
- Friday Night Lights (DirecTV 101), 9 p.m. (yay for DirecTV! see referral link on the right)
Sunday, Oct. 5
- Girls Next Door (E!), 10 p.m. (trashtastic!)
Monday, Oct. 6
- Samantha Who? (ABC), 9:30 p.m.
January 2009
- Lost
- 24 (I think!)
I haven't had a chance to check out all the new shows, but I will of course be watching the new 90210.
What are you watching?
Dear Concerned Therapist,
I also feel confident in our choice to do the Therapeutic Listening program that she is certainly well-trained in.
If the OT hadn't warned me to watch for odd behavior on the 4th or 5th day, I might have been freaked out a little. But since she gave me a log sheet and asked me to makes notes about anything out of the ordinary, I'm not worried at all.
In fact, I can already see some positive changes in WC.
The strange middle-of-the-night behavior has not happened again. In fact, Sunday night (day 4) was the only night she had any sleep issues at all. Every morning since she's woken up in a fabulous mood saying "I'm ready for my music!".
So while I appreciate your concern, the Sashas have it under control.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Bloggy Hint # 3: Creating a Link
Let me help!
First, type the words that your want to be your link. For example, type "I found a fabulous dress here."
In another window or tab, pull up the page your want your link to go to (website where you found your dress). With your mouse, highlight the entire address and do Ctrl-C. This copies the link onto your clipboard.
Go back to your blogger window or tab. With your mouse, highlight the word that will be your link (dress, here, or whatever you want).
Next, hit the button I've circled below. This will bring up a the link window- just do Ctrl-V. This will paste your destination link in the box. Click OK.

Monday, August 25, 2008
WC and Therapeutic Listening
It seems very new-agey to me, but our OT is just brilliant and is confident that this program will help WC learn to regulate her sensory processing.
The OT warned us that we might see some "odd" behavior on day 4 or 5. She said we may see some old behaviors (biting, hitting, etc) come back out as she adapts to the CDs.
So I'm glad I was a little prepared for what happened at 1:30 am last night. She woke up grunting, moaning, and crying, and when I went in her room she said "Get away from me!". (That'll break a mother's heart.)
For about an hour and half we watched as she wallered around on the floor, alternated between being upset and being quiet, and spent some time hiding under the clothes in our closet. She didn't want to be held or touched during this time period. Finally about 3 she calmed down enough to lay in our bed and we were able to get her back to sleep in her own bed about 3:30.
I am tuckered out today.
And it was strange. I've never seen her act like this. But I think it's a good sign, and it means the CDs are starting to work- to have some effect on her. The OT gave me a log sheet to write down behaviors that we notice, so of course this will be going on there.
Wonder what will happen tonight....
Thank You!

A big, giant, thank you to the Sasha Says reader who used me as a DirecTV referral!
I just opened my new bill and noticed a $10 credit on there! I'll get a $10 credit each month for 5 months, and so will the person who signed up!
If anyone else is interested, just call 1-800-443-8869 and give them account number 10108109 as your referrer!
I love my DirecTV and have two of their dual-tuner Tivos so I can DVR up to 4 programs at once. Oh how I love my TV!
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Do One Hundred With Me!

Dear Band-aid
Your new product, Single-Step Liquid Bandage,
this.
(Your older, seemingly discontinued Liquid Bandage product.)
Just thought you ought to know.
At first, I was jazzed at the idea of a pre-moistened portable applicator. I thought it was the best idea, and damn, why didn't I think of that?
But turns out, the new product doesn't work so well. And I ought to know. I am prone to skin cracks on the tip of my thumbs and I was your best customer of the Liquid Bandage product.
But the new product doesn't measure up all at. Doesn't seal the wound. Doesn't last.
Signed, your former customer Sasha
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Bloggy Hint #2 - Using a Signature

on your blog?
Here's what to do:
1. Go to http://www.mylivesignature.com/ and create you a pretty little siggy.
2. Choose the option to create HTML.
3. Save this HTML in a word document (I'm sure there are other ways to do this, just is just how I did it).
4. When you get to the part in your post where you want your siggy, switch to "Edit HTML" and cute and paste your HTML from your word document.
5. Switch back to "Compose" mode and fix your spacing and such.
Voila!
Thanks to Smoochiefrog for these instructions for permanently installing a signature so you don't have to cut and past each time you post:
On the dashboard, it's under Settings and formatting. Then you scroll down to post template. You insert your code there and it will post it every time for you.
First Day of School

I can't believe The Politician's in Pre-K. Today was his first day in his new class. He's been at this early childhood development center since he was 6 weeks old, so he is really comfortable here. In fact, I think he pretty much runs the place and is certainly the class clown.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Hurry Mailman
Just got an email that the magic pants have shipped.Clemsongirl, you'd better be right. My ass better look fab in them.
Scrubbing Bubbles Action Scrubber
I am in love with the Scrubbing Bubbles Action Scrubber!When I got an invitation to this campaign on BzzAgent, I went ahead and joined even though I don't do a whole lot of bathtub/shower cleaning myself. After all, I have a cleaning lady! (Now, don't you judge me! You all know that's because my time is limited since I work outside the home.)
However, I figured that there would be a time when I would have to (reluctantly) clean the tub myself. How could I know how right I would be?
I recently had to tell my cleaning lady not to come during Chicken Pox/Staph Infection Extravaganza 2008. And that bathtub- well, it severely needed to be cleaned, especially after all those oatmeal baths that poor WC had taken.
I actually got a little excited to try this product out. And it worked fabulously. It easily removed all the soap/oatmeal scum on the tub, and my hand didn't even get dirty! Also, the smell is not at all overpowering, like some cleaning products can be.
So I'm sold!
Deets:
- The Starter Kit includes 1 handle and 4 cleaning pads in a compact storage tub – all for a suggested price of $5.29 (note: There's a coupon for $2.75 on their website!)
- The cleaning pad Refill Kit contains 6 pads and has a suggested price of $3.19
- Both the Starter and Refill Kits are available at all major retailers
- The Handle is made from extruded foam, low density polyethylene (that means it's comfy!), water-repellent, and equipped with fastener strips to attach easily to the cleaning pad
- The Cleaning Pad is multi-layered with tiny scrubbing fibers, pre-loaded with concentrated Scrubbing Bubbles® foaming cleaner, water-activated, and disposable after one-time use (one pad cleans an average shower/tub)
- The Storage Tub holds six cleaning pads, stores the handle on top, and takes up little space
Monday, August 18, 2008
New Ebates Link - $10 signup bonus

Chex Mix Bars
Y'all- the new Chex Mix Bars (Turtle flavor) ROCK!I first read about them on Hungry Girl a few weeks ago (sign up for the emails!) and had been keeping my eye out for them. There they were at Sam's on Saturday so I picked up a giant box because Hungry Girl said I'd like 'em.
She was right!
These are only two WW points, and are both sweet and salty and truly delicious.
If you are on Operation Skinny Bitch like me, this is a perfect smart snack.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Damn, I Throw a Good Party
The party was fab. All his buddies were there and a good time was had by all. I think I can confidently say this since all the bottled water, juice boxes, pizza, and cake were completely eaten and everyone was giving each other hugs as they were leaving. These kids are a huggy bunch.
Of course I forgot to hand out most of the party favor bags, but I guess that just means more gummi bears for me.
Also, several moms asked me how I was handling such a big group of crazy 4 and 5 year old with ease, to which I gave my standard answer "Lexapro!".
Mr. Sasha suggested I not make my drug-taking such a well-known fact, but I don't mind people knowing. In fact, I wish someone had told me about it when I thought I was going crazy and there was nothing I could do about it! It's kinda my PSA, and paying my debt back towards society by helping other moms on the brink.
Friday, August 15, 2008
End of Summer Swim Bargains

Uh Oh
See this hour-by-hour weather forecast for tomorrow? The percentage on the right is the chance of rain.P's party is from 5:30-7:30 tomorrow at an outside park.
I am currently working on a backup plan, but not having much luck.
Although she was Hispanic, she didn't know what I meant when I said we wanted a Diego cake. We also had a misunderstanding about how old he was going to be (6? No, 5.) and the color of icing we wanted (Me: Whatever coordinates with the Diego cake. Her: Hmmm.... OK.)
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Seriously, It Can Only Go Up From Here
Since I was there by myself with WC, I asked a random guy walking by to come have a look-see (and since he and I were wearing the same marathon T, I thought we might be kindred spirits and all and surely he'd be a huge help). He guessed it was either the battery or alternator, then shrugged and said "Sorry" as he was walking off to his own working vehicle.
Things started to look up after a nice guy offered to help push me to a better location to be jumped, but my jumper cables were crap.
Stop the madness!
All is well now. The kids are clean and in bed. I just chased my Lexapro with a Mike's Light Hard Cranberry Lemonade.
On a more exciting note, my Couch to 5K story is up at Operation Skinny Bitch! If you haven't checked it out, what are you waiting for?
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
You Need To Watch
It's about Rick, husband of my friend Cory (member of the Girls Weekend crew). It's an inspiring story.
Rick, we are all so proud of you!
For Lunch I Really Want

a Fried Ice Cream Blast from Sonic. Does that sound like a bad idea? I'm sure we all remember my obsession with Sweetheart Blasts and how I ate them practically everyday for the entire Valentine holiday season.
You can tell I'm feeling a little more upbeat today, huh? WC is at school this morning. I'll be picking her up after lunch and taking her home though. I figure that 1/2 a day at school is long enough when you haven't been there in 2 weeks.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Home Again, Home Again, Jiggedy Jig
So we are home! Yay!
Thanks for all your well wishes and prayers.
I think things are looking up for the Sashas.
It's NOT MRSA, it's just plan staph
They'll see her at 2:50 and see if they can drain any of the blisters, or if they need to admit her.
Prayers please.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Bloggy Hint #1- Spaces Between Paragraphs
Sometimes your post looks just like you want on the first try, but sometimes it takes holding your tongue just right.
So here's a little hint about how to insure that there will be spaces between your paragraphs.
Type this where you want a space: <.P.> (but take those two periods out)
Voila!
Today for Breakfast

Friday, August 8, 2008
The Hex
Before dinner I dropped off swabs from WC's infected spots to the lab. The ped suspects MRSA. I won't tell you about the hell it was to hold the poor thing down so they could drain the areas. I can't speak of it, or I'll start crying again.
We will find out the results Sunday, but have started the oral and topical MRSA meds.
I am ready to do a ceremony of some sort to lift this horrible illness cloud that is upon the Sashas.
Anyone knowledgeable in this area?












