Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dear Bret Michaels,


Listen, why don't you just admit that Heather is your perfect match and call off the show? You know it, I know it, everybody in my office knows it, and even Ambre and Daisy and Destiny know it.
Now, I'm sure you are contractually obligated to continue the show with VH1, and yes, it's fabulously trashtastic. But we all know you and Heather have a thing going on, and basically she's your perfect match.
Now that the writer's strike is over and my other faves like The Office (and Greek!!!!) are coming back, I've got less time for fake trash TV. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.


3 comments:

Melissa said...

Heather is totally best for him!

I read a spoiler that supposedly tells who wins. If what I read is true, I will be upset!

QueenofPlanetHotflash said...

Amen sistah! I agree Bret & Heather have a thing going on, but then if he admits to it then season three of him looking for love couldn't happen..him and flavaflav need to have a oldy moldy playboy party and have each other pick out the others mate..Funny Stuff!!

Sasha said...

melissa..... daisy? I'll be upset too.....