because mine looks like this. (not exactly, just a stolen photo because I can't find my camera right now in the mess)
The Casa de Sasha is getting new flooring throughout as we speak, sans kids rooms, and one thing has led to another, so we are pretty much remodeling the kitchen as well. New counter tops, back splash, sink, ceiling, light fixtures, adding a pantry, etc.
Which I am super-excited about, except notsomuch the fine layer of dust and inability to use any of my appliances at this time. I can't find the phone either. And my DVRs are unplugged, so I am missing all sorts of good stuff.
Remember that Shel Silverstein poem about little Peggy Ann McKay? My list is sounding a bit like hers, huh?