30 things about me

1. I have an irrational fear of those moving circular door things (revolving doors???)- can't use them
2. I am a cat person
3. I do not like dogs, except LaVerne the golden retreiver
4. I am not a fan of flowers being sent to me, I am way too thrifty
5. However, I always carry Coach purses, because I figure my general thriftness balances out with my luxury items I can't live without
6. I have to take my showers in the morning- I totally don't mind going to bed dirty
7. I must have a canned Coke (full sugar version) to drink while I am getting ready in the AM- it's my coffee
8. I don't eat anything green unless it contains sugar (green jello, green candy, etc)
9. In fact, I don't eat any veggies except potatoes
10. I could subsist on Skittles and Starburst
11. My two baby toes are quite big because I have broken both of them, both times while drunk
12. I can't drink wine because I get way drunk way fast and my face turns beet red after one sip
13. However, I can drink me some beer
14. I have a masters degree and am a CPA
15. I am an only child
16. So I made sure I did not have an only child because it is way too lonely growing up
17. My dad is adopted
18. I met Mr. Sasha first semester of my freshman year in college
19. I was in a sorority, and served as VP my junior year
20. I can tap dance
21. I cannot do a cartwheel because I can't get that last hand off the ground
22. I tend to get semi-obsessed with weight and most likely had an eating disorder in high school
23. I am 5'2"
24. My all-time favorite TV show is Friends
25. I love reality TV
26. I speed read and never actually read all the words- usually just the first and last sentence of each paragraph
27. I freak out a little on Sunday afternoons after I read the Target, CVS and Walgreens circulars because I am overwhelmed by the deals I must take advantage of
28. I most often spend my lunch hour running errands rather than relaxing
29. I long for pretty straight hair that looks fashionable
30. Really, I just wish I was a little bit cool