So last night about 9:30 I was in my room catching up on Crowned, which by the way, you should totally be watching (Carson Kressley! Shanna Moakler! Trashy plastic-surgeried moms and snotty daughters compete!), and The Politician came into my room and said, "Momma, Sissy came into my room and spilled water in my bed."
I said, "Hmm.. I don't think that's possible, seeing as how she's asleep in her crib and can't get out."
"Well, I think she did it before she went to sleep."
"Yeah, I don't think so, P. I think you must have done it yourself. Now get back in bed and go to sleep."
So the tall tales begin.
